{"product_id":"the-ick-was-inevitable-funny-breakup-support-card","title":"The Ick Was Inevitable | Funny Breakup Support Card","description":"For the friend who finally dumped the walking red flag. Featuring the hand-lettered message “Sorry about your breakup. The ick was inevitable (surprised it took so long)”, this letterpress card delivers a dose of truth and humor exactly when it’s needed.\n\nPerfect for gift shops, bookstores, and card sections that lean into real-talk, not clichés. Great for breakup boxes, best friend energy, or anti-Valentine’s displays.\n\nProduct Details\n• A2 size folded card (4.25” x 5.5”)\n• Letterpress printed on thick cotton paper\n• Blank inside\n• Includes coordinating envelope\n• Packaged in a clear sleeve\n• Made in the USA\n• Woman-owned\n\nAbout the Brand\nFriendly Fire Paper helps spark connections through beautifully designed paper goods. Life is too short for dull words or dull paper.","brand":"Friendly Fire Paper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67620770251026,"sku":"LVFR38","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/5942\/8370\/files\/a7462ea85a07fea3c6f6d7d0b165dc0ba1df02824d51852f3b1eae0a00b78e50.png?v=1792186075","url":"https:\/\/smallbatchstore.com\/products\/the-ick-was-inevitable-funny-breakup-support-card","provider":"Small Batch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}